59 Humor Music Jokes

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He asked her what they were arguing about. The complete list of funny music jokes. Guitarists tend to think they re the coolest guys in any room drummers aren t known to be card carrying members of mensa and no one likes a conductor maybe it s their bossiness maybe it s their weird hand. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse.