[Free] 49 Humor Jokes For Seniors

Hearing better now an elderly man was having hearing problems and went to see a specialist.

Humor jokes for seniors. The old man looked over and said to the old lady i know just what you re wanting and for 5 i ll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair. As she walked she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say supersex she walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Two elderly residents one male and one female were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The two gentlemen were talking and one said last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great i would recommend it very highly. The doctor looks him over and says bill you seem completely healthy but i must tell you one thing. Flipping her gown at him she said supersex. One of them remarks it s windy another replies no way.

As they sipped their whiskeys the gentleman thought he d humor the old man and asked so how many have you caught today the old man replied you re the eighth from a prairie. A young girl watched her grandmother move several duck figurines from the bottom shelf to the middle shelf of a cabinet. Jokes for seniors a lovey dovey couple are sitting on a bench in the park and she says my he kisses it gently and asks is it better now my darling it s all gone giggles the girl but now i have a pain here and she. A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. Let s have a soda clean funny senior citizen jokes. It s thursday the last one says me too. Three senior pals three seniors are out for a stroll.

C mon ma you have got to try it i pleaded to my elderly mother. He goes to his doctor for a checkup a couple of weeks before the wedding date. A good simple and clean over the hill joke always elicits a laugh. 80 year old millionaire v s doctor s advice an 80 year old millionaire becomes engaged to a beautiful 22 year old model.