[Liste] 54 Humor German Jokes

Because a house can t jump.

Humor german jokes. Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house. Otherwise the mouth would not fit in. They re both full of shit. German jokes clean updated often and filtered for the best quality. What does a german politician have in common with a german pornstar s mouth. A big german man walks into an american bar slaps his hand down and orders a beer then says very loudly when i drink everyone drinks the crowd in the bar cheers loudly and starts drinking. The germans are such a cruel and inhuman race they have no word for fluffy happiness is a german cook who doesn t.

Finished with his beer he slaps the bar again orders another and very loudly again says when i dri. Believe it or not germans love to laugh just not at the same things english speakers do gentle jokes about national stereotypes are beloved as are wordplays puns jokes with misdirection or mistakes in logic and absurdist humour anything but the act of teasing each other which is the foundation of english language humour. What do you call a blind german. They have kangaroos in germany. Whenever my husband who is german tells me a joke i always tease him afterwards by not laughing even if it is funny and asking him if that was a german joke. If you thought that the germans are not a funny group then check out these hilarious jokes and have a laugh. A collection of short funny german related jokes.

Kann ein känguru höher als ein haus springen. What s a german s favorite number. What do you get when you cross a mexican and a german. German jokes and humor relating to many aspects of the state its weather and its people. Clean jokes state jokes german jokes. Enter your e mail address below for jokes by e mail once a week.